September 2012

The pros and cons of my new girlfriend

Pros

*  She’s a whip-wielding dominatrix

*  She’s as cute as I make her

*  She meets my needs more than anyone ever has

A tipping point day

I’m having a how-do-i-manage-all-the-shit-i-have-to-manage-when-I’m-the-world’s-worst-manager moment. Every time I turn around I'm confronted with the evidence.